The very first NAME THAT POSTER.This should be easy

Won't say if he has been "profiled" or not, but if you don't get this one I have no idea how I can make an easier question

Will post answers tomorrow night and first to get it right gets one derogatory remark about him/her removed at their request (Either our "commentary" or a comment by others

God, it feel as though we have "power,"
No wonder some of these forum owners wack it off every night after reading thier boards :-) (certain guy has to be almost blind by now)

At least we are equal opportunity bashers, and all those who feel "left out," don't worry, it takes time to figure out your personalities and you WILL be mentioned

It seems a few posters have taken exception to our tiny little blurb, what I can do to make you happy is absolutely F**** nothing, you dish it out, take it like a wimp, err man, woman, whatever you are or aspire to be

OK, who is it:

He desperately wants people to think he is 40, but Father Time can not be denied. without a doubt the person that complains most about everything, from posts being in the wrong thread to nasty language, to his distaste of board "wars" and , well anything he can think of (Which is limited)

He has a secret love in Sosua (So secret she doesn't know about it) poor thing is always trying to get anyone visiting Sosua to help her out I mean the guy is so anal every time he wipes his ass his cheap toupee has to be re glued

I really expect this to be a slam dunk for everyone